Help me become immortal!

Wow! This must be the most blatant crap I've ever read in my entire life. They're little pinky rings and if you wear them, you live forever. Simple as that. For-ever! Well of course i couldn't contain my curiosity so i signed up for the free rings program. Al i need is 80 clicks from different people on this banner and I will get rings and become immortal. WOW! So go on, click it! And tell your friends. Or.. don't you want me to be immortal? *sniff*

Click here to live forever!

I'm in wayy over my head

I did something quite eh.. daring. Yesterday I volunteered to audition for the band Brainshake. They need a new singer 'cause their old singer has recently left them to join another band. Well.. whats the big deal you think? WELL lemme summarize it:

1. Their former Eric singer is fucking awesome, can do absolutely anything with his voice.
2. It's a nu metal band (says enough right?)
3. The band is BIG. They even got a video on The Box
4. I ... can't... sing very well...

For those of you that know the album 'Gently Destructive'.. I gotta choose between the songs 'Virus', 'Give it Up' and 'Amnaesiastism' (say what?!?). So please gimme advice!!!

AAARRRGGGG

I'm building a website

I have aqquired yet another skill. ASP web programming! Or at least.. downloading entire open source portals and installing them. Look at what I 'made' here....

What? You think it sucks? Well.. take a look at what it used to be then here!

My band kicks ass!

Well. Thats says it all actually. I want to share our hot sexy new bandpictures with you guys.



We're working on our new album, and we've got quite a few gigs planned in April.. Stay tuned for more news on this hot (yes, yes, black/death metal is hot nowadays) and upcoming band Maskim Xul

Whyyyyyyyy!!!!!?!?!

Don't I just have all the luck in the world!
I've bought an Ipod in America a few weeks ago using Ebay. Today it arrived.. At least, the box that was supposed to contain the IPOD arrived. It was empty! The weight the USPS calculated on the cargo letter also didn't check out while i was weighing the package so probably the IPOD was indeed shipped by the seller, but was stolen afterwards..

I'm suspecting someone at the NPD (Dutch Package Service) did it. I've read some pretty bad stories about them on Google discussion groups. Right now I can't do a thing except send the Ebay seller furious emails (which he probably doesn't deserve, but well.. someone has to take the blame right?)!. The bastard didn't insure the package for the full price, so i'm only getting $200 dollar from my $350 back!

Well I just hope the person that has my IPOD now will listen to it while crossing the street, not noticing a giant truck smuttering his/her body at 100 mph.. Or whatever.. just DIE! You filthy thief!

Do the nerd test

I got 102%... aarggh

Give us more d*mn fanta

Being a good and happy consumer, I just looove to BUY BUY BUY stuff. And off course I like Fanta. It's just that I live in the Netherlands and they only have 4 Fanta tastes. Recently I went to Italy and they had the 'Icy Lemon' I bought a bottle home and mmm it's soo sweet and yummyyy .. mmm just pour it all over me yeahh give it to me fanta icy mmm aahhh... errr I got a little carried away.

Ah well.. here am writing a story about Fanta.. f*ck. This blog business is truly bad for you.

If you are becoming a corporate bastard like me

Yes. Today once more I felt like I was changing into a corporate-suit-wearing capitalist bastard. Boohoo.. I still remember I used to be cool (sort of) before. I had to do some interviews at a company for the university, and work after that today so I wore my 'tidy' clothes.

As I was coming home I noticed a group of metal heads, noticed my own outfit and came to the realisation i'm becoming less of a metal head every day and more of a money-sucking corporate biatch!

But! For all you metalheads turning corporate.. there is salvation! It involves a simple recipe!

1. Turn on ur computer or stereo
2. Listen to consecutively to:
O Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse (watch the video here at KNAC! it ROCKS)
O Emperor - Thorns on My Grave
O Arch Enemy - We will Rise
O Testament - DNR
O Slayer - Rainin Blood
3. Bang ur head!!! BANG IT! COME ON YOU PANSY! (and shame on you if you don't have all those songs!)
4. Et voila, you are saved. For now..

I'm glad i'm at least going to some metal festivals this year.. i'll write some more about that later..

Buy this shirt! I mean it!

Hi there.. I just wanted to bring this totally offensive site under your attention. You can buy shirts that say 'I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot' or the one in the link..

I encourage everyone to buy and wear these shirts, come on, don't be all mature and boring, just go piss all those f***ers off !

Greetings to all of ye!!

I am launching my own personal weblog right this minute. It's gonna surprise you all, and of course change the world as we know it. This is my first weblog ever so be gentiile with me if it's crap. But it won't be. Ha!