To Metallica..
Hi Metallica. I feel like. SO sorry. No seriously.
I never listened your cd's babe! I know you're a star but I Never really did. I just want you to know I love you. I wanna suck your euhm.. guitars Damn.
WAIT.. scratch that previous line. Jeez. What got into me. Anyway, I just wanna say.. some of your songs rock babe. I don't know if I really think this or Tim and Eric brainwashed me on Rock am Ring 2 years ago. Oh well. OK. You sure rocked live. I gotta hand it to you, talli.
So I hope we can have a good relationship now Metallica. You know, you always rocked my boat everytime I saw you. I was just to scared to admit it. My previous girl Cradle is still irritating me a lot. She's got a really weird name too. And she still wants to be with me and suck my blood. Damn. She's got to stop sucking my blood!
So that's it Metallica. I hope we can be good friends from now on. Maybe you could let me play with you? Please? I do it really well. Besides, I can play uhh the keyboards.. and I can sing.. Really sing, not like you do.
OOHH SORRY! I didn't mean that 'talli!
Well goodbye babe.. hope I didn't startle you..
Ad(-diction)