Don't mess with my religion, Toyota!
Has anybody seen this commercial? It shows a guy listening to bland rock music in the car. He has to wait for a ferry and in the car in front of him someone is listening to kick-ass thrash metal. He shows a picture of a pussy to the dogs in the back of the heavy metal guy's car so the dogs go crazy and he can go first on the ferry. In the next image we see our happy #%(#4* driving his Toyota and listening to Coldplay again. This commercial would imply that people listening to thrash metal are usually outsmarted on the road by Coldplay fans carrying about a picture of a pussy in their car. I was extremely agitated by this commercial and now consider Toyota to be enemies of metal. "The enemies of metal, we can't forgive", quoth Manowar. I will not have them ridicule my religion! Instead take Sony, they are actually using a great heavy metal song in Do (Maiden - Can I play with madness) in their commercial. "If you like metal, you're my friend", quoth Manowar.
Let me make this absolutely clear, Toyota: I will never, ever drive your filthy false lightweight metal cars. Back to the original point: fear the wrath of the Metal Gods, Toyota!


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