I was here!

I went to the USA two weeks ago, to Miami for an assignment. Nice people, a nice city and good food. Here is some cool things about Miami you maybe didn't know yet.

1) The city looks like it's built with SimCity (see picture to the left). City blocks are always the same size and almost always square.
2) When you go to a restaurant you always get a free glass of water with ice, they fill it up every time you drank a quarter of it.

3) People working in shops might actually continue a mobile phone conversation from the moment you walk into the shop until they are operating the cash register.

4) They have got a way cool Coyote Ugle Saloon where you can listen to sleazy music and sleazy girls dance on top of the bar. We didn't stay there long of course. Ahem.

Here is a picture of the Miami Beach hotel I went to stay. Looks pretty cool huh? I'm going two more times this year but probably shorter so there is less time for fun stuff. Oh, by the way the airline lost my luggage so I didn't have anything the first three days. Good thing that we did a safari in the Everglades the second day and got completely soaked in a tropical rainstorm. Yep it's true... but I'm only telling you this to fill up the space next to the second picture. Good, I did it! Bye bye then!

Don't mess with my religion, Toyota!

Has anybody seen this commercial? It shows a guy listening to bland rock music in the car. He has to wait for a ferry and in the car in front of him someone is listening to kick-ass thrash metal. He shows a picture of a pussy to the dogs in the back of the heavy metal guy's car so the dogs go crazy and he can go first on the ferry. In the next image we see our happy #%(#4* driving his Toyota and listening to Coldplay again. This commercial would imply that people listening to thrash metal are usually outsmarted on the road by Coldplay fans carrying about a picture of a pussy in their car. I was extremely agitated by this commercial and now consider Toyota to be enemies of metal. "The enemies of metal, we can't forgive", quoth Manowar. I will not have them ridicule my religion! Instead take Sony, they are actually using a great heavy metal song in Do (Maiden - Can I play with madness) in their commercial. "If you like metal, you're my friend", quoth Manowar.

Let me make this absolutely clear, Toyota: I will never, ever drive your filthy false lightweight metal cars. Back to the original point: fear the wrath of the Metal Gods, Toyota!